What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 15:59
Still no good.
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
May 2024 solar storm cost $500 million in damages to farmers, new study reveals - Space
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Will Canadians still buy American products?
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Jared Leto Accused of Sexual Misconduct by Multiple Women, Denies Allegations - People.com
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
share office space ...
US shoppers ditch Shein and Temu as Trump closes tax loophole - Financial Times
They put up a sign reading
—
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
30-Day No-Sugar, High-Fiber, Anti-Inflammatory Meal Plan, Created by a Dietitian - EatingWell
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Bono Educates Joe Rogan on DOGE’s ‘Pure Evil’ USAID Cuts - Rolling Stone
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
NASA KSC Workforce Transformation (Layoff) Update - NASA Watch
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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